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    I think I’m funny. 

    Anonymous asked:
    i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it

    nooo


    Got 35 notes on that last posts. Am I tumblr famous yet?

    I’m sure that this girl never gets annoying.

    I’ve been neglected Tumbly mostly b/c I don’t have emotions anymore. Blogging is  hard to do when you don’t have to vent.

    You should follow me on Twitter though. I think I’m funny. @dashrodrigo

    Anonymous asked:
    Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people :) No back tagging!

    Err, someone is acknowledging my existence? 

    1. My hair is black with splotches of brown; my friend cannot dye hair properly. 
    2. I’m pretty sure that I’m going to be successful in life, but I’m not sure how I’m going to get there.
    3. I have a Windows Phone! I think it’s important since only 2% of users have one, I’m unique.
    4. Uh, I don’t have friends. I’m not entirely sure how this came to be. 
    5. I’m the kind of person who rewinds conversations in their head and figures out better ways to say something.
    6. I speak Spanish fluently, but don’t ever ask me to talk for you. I won’t.
    7. Watermelon is my favorite thing in history.
    8. I couldn’t live without my Netflix subscription.
    9. Follow me on twitter. @dashrodrigo. Hilarity in 160 characters, or less.
    10. I like podcasts. Alot. 

    Whitening my teeth. I’ll still have an ugly smile, but it’ll be brighter than the sun.

    I tried to figure out the Windsor knot. I’m not really good at it. Aw, shucks.

    People keep telling me that I look like Zayn Malik, and as much as that boosts my self esteem, I know he’ll always be my perfect baby angel. 

    I figure it’s just because I’m brown and have hair. Ugly for life.

    I think I accidentally came on my keyboard. Internet porn is not for everyone. 

    I don’t want to talk to people ever again. 

    My mom shouldn’t be allowed to have a camera. 

    It’s weird how on your birthday, the day you’re traditionally supposed to feel loved and important you can feel like you don’t even matter. 

    Happy Birthday to me. -sobs quietly-

    Happy Birthday to me. 2.5 hours till I’m 17.