January 2011
They should make Nutella flavoured condoms
bowty:
I’d just walk around with them on my fingers all day
Making Sex Noises When Your Friends Are Calling...
fuckyeahlaughters:
melissavao:
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I'm so sick and tired of people these days,...
janba-juice:
Bitch, you are not famous. You are not important. Ain’t nobody talkin’ about you. Like, bitches be thinking they the center of the universe. Well I’ve got some news to break to ya. You’re not! Let me show ya.
This is the universe.
This is you.
WAAAAAAY OUT in the side somewhere. Bitch, you are in the IN-SIG-NIF-FI-CANT-NESS. When Beyonce say “to the left, to the left” you...
Sorry for posting the cancer joke thingy... I...
fuckyeahlaughters:
I hope this snake would make it up to you :3
When I'm typing a post for Tumblr.
When I’m typing an essay for school
Three Ways of Using Public Toilets
br0rricane-:
serpentinthewoods-:
eyelinerdreams:
1. THE SUSPENSiON
It is one of the most common techniques and it can be a good exercise. As you can see, it is to stay with your butt in the air.
2. THE FROG
This is only for real experts. You should make sure that you don’t have anything inside your back pockets.
3. THE MUMMY
Mummify with a toilet paper, sit and relax.
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I heard you're good with 'em breastmilk.
